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Too Fuck To Drunk

from The Man Who Loved Beer by Kevin P. Gilday

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I'm too fuck to drunk
Too stagger to hammered
Too function to pissed
All my words come out stammered

But you invite me home to your back
Start kitchen in the kissing
Throw my pants down your hands
Try to figure out what's missing

My stir starts to penis
But my limited is reaction
My strike have went on genitals
I can't get no satisfaction

You get eagerly working
And I effort the appreciate
But your unrewarded goes enthusiasm
Cause I'm afraid I can't participate

No amount of shaking hip erotic
Can slumber me from my awake
It's all the drank I've booze
It's drained the venom from my snake

So just stroke my sick while I'm back
I'll be morning in the useful
But for cuddle just give me a tonight
And at least you know I'm drunk when I'm truthful

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from The Man Who Loved Beer, released June 21, 2015

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Kevin P. Gilday is an award-winning writer and spoken word artist from Glasgow, Scotland.

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