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(Another) 5 (Short) Short Stories

from Graphite by Kevin P. Gilday

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Barbara’s pet raven has escaped it’s cage. It perched itself menacingly on the bannister by the door. It cocked it’s neck to the side and seemed to mark us for death.

George was 18p short for his copy of the Guardian. He put it in his bag anyway. Navdeep had to stop him on the way out. George protested that it had been planted there.

Sally invented a card game for fun when she was drunk at a party. Within a year people were playing it online for cash. Sally regretted not patenting the game.

“You’re doing so well, I really want you to keep up the good work”, beamed Stephen’s manager. “Yeah, I bet that would get you wet”, laughed Stephen. His witty banter was once met again with stunned silence.

Tim stood on a block of ice with a noose tied around his neck. It was taking forever to melt. So he hopped in the car and drove to Ikea, where he purchased a nice chair.

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from Graphite, released December 25, 2011
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Kevin P. Gilday is an award-winning writer and spoken word artist from Glasgow, Scotland.

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